Mourning the Loss

Of one of my 1st English pint glasses that I just kicked over next to the couch out here in the garage. I've had a set since, well I can't remember when. I'll miss you and so will your twin, I hope you bear offspring at World Market. He was empty and I have to wonder if there had been beer in him, would it have saved his life in the clash between Croc and concrete? Could beer have saved his life? Only MythBusters will know.