May 13, 2007

$800 Birth Control


Now I wouldn’t pay this much for BC, but being the professional I am alternatives are always open to me. Now this little go-getter will run across the room and jump from the floor to your ear and pierce it for you within the first couple of visits to your ex’s house. And at very inopportune times jump between you and kiss you, lick your fingers and BITE your toes at concentrating times!! However, she does know how to sit, lay, shake, roll-over and ghetto-run when she hears the word “BANG!!” So how much would you pay and on a personal note do you have an open home??..at least for the weekend?